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Dumbness and stupidity can be found at the highest levels of our society. Here are the top five strangest laws in Florida.

Number of people who move to Florida each day – 1,000

Dumbness and stupidity can be found at the highest levels of our society. The law is not exempt from examples of stupidity. And it is found far and wide across our country in each and every state. All states have weird and dumb laws on the books. It is often more time consuming and costly to have them removed, so there they sit. They usually aren’t acted upon but they are legal and binding and can be enacted upon if an officer of the law wanted to do so. Some are actually new and have been used recently. How strange are Florida’s weird laws? Here are the top five strangest laws in Florida. These are listed here in descending order for your entertainment. It is hoped that you would not use them to enact a citizen’s arrest! Talk about dumb and stupid!

Florida is know as the Sunshine State.

Keep in mind if it is a law, there was a reason or a need for it to be written.

Number 5 The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. Finally, pigs unite! Why hasn’t every other state instituted this law for pregnant pigs?

Number 4 A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. This special law was put in place to protect the skies for married women, celebrate!

Number 3 It is illegal to sell your children. I’m sorry, if you want to get rid of them you are just going to have to give them away, or sell them in another state!

Number 2 You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. Well this puts a whole new tune on ordering bar food doesn’t it. No chili cheese fries, skip the onion rings and for heavens sake, don’t order the baked beans with your BBQ because you definitely don’t want to pay the price. Your companions will thank you!

Number 1 Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Ouch! I have to reiterate that the law is in place because the situation was at hand and needed to be acted upon. So this happened probably more than once. I’ll say it again, Ouch!

And for anyone visiting the Sunshine state on vacation, I just thought you’d want to know about the following: You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. Oral sex is illegal. It is considered an offense to shower naked. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. So, don’t have fun on your vacation or you might have to pay the price!